I went to the bank today. As I pulled into a parking spot, a dude on a motorcycle pulled up right next to me. (I'd like to say it was a bad-ass Harley, but as I wouldn't be able to correctly identify a Harley even if I was being plowed over by one , we'll just have to go with "motorcycle"). This gentleman had a helmet on, of course - even if he wanted to give himself a severe head injury by falling off his bike at a high rate of speed, the state of Michigan forces him to at least pretend to protect his skull. Anyhew, I couldn't help but notice that he had numerous decals plastered all over said helmet. One of them in particular made me catch my breath with scandalized horror. It said:
If Your Not Into Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Closed.
Can you believe that?
Someone actually wants to display that for all to see?
I mean, come on! That tacky decal clearly utilizes the wrong form of "You're".
Revolting.
2 comments:
That is so trashy! Use correct grammar, people.
I guess instead of wearing his heart on his sleeve, he's wearing his sexual preferences on his helmet? ;)
And, yeah, bad grammar. Idiot. I would *NEVER* purchase a bumper sticker with poor grammar, and I'm an enginerd for goodness sakes (as a rule, enginerds are notorious for being lazy grammarians).
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